Real presidents don’t sparkle. We are not Las Vegas Showgirls.
All real presidents are showgirls
I am not a pansy….I am a vampire.
I…cannot…when….I do not know…what you are.
I am the only true presidential candidate for this election.
Does not have to be sexually involved.
Sometimes an apple is just an apple, |: sometimes a dude and a girl can be just friends. Sometimes a dude and a dude can be just friends. So on so forth.
I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.
See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao
this actually made me clap alone here in my living room. well played catholics, well played.
Makes me proud to be Catholic. XD
THIS IS BRILLIANT
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT
party rock is in heaven tonight
This almost makes me want to convert. XD