When I am elected president, no more mudbloods will inhabit our schools.
April 2012
.....hello people. Thank you for thinking of me...I'm not even...truly human....but..I can be your president.
Real presidents don’t sparkle. We are not Las Vegas Showgirls.
All real presidents are showgirls
You pansy
I am not a pansy….I am a vampire.
Nagini. Dinner.
From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.
I…cannot…when….I do not know…what you are.
I am the only true presidential candidate for this election.
From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.
March 2012
A Hipster Blog: aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to... →
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We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
A pair of characters...
Does not have to be sexually involved.
Sometimes an apple is just an apple, |: sometimes a dude and a girl can be just friends. Sometimes a dude and a dude can be just friends. So on so forth.
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.
See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao
this actually made me clap alone here in my living room. well played catholics, well played.
Makes me proud to be Catholic. XD
THIS IS BRILLIANT
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT
party rock is in heaven tonight
This almost makes me want to convert. XD
